Celebrity Gossip

Here’s some caps from last night’s "Cougar Town" of mega hottie Nick Zano and adorkable Dan Byrd.

Here’s Fergie with Josh vacationing in Mexico. I’m always happy when Fergie gets into a bikini because her body is so slammin’ that it makes you forget all about her face. If only she’d make her entire wardrobe full of swimsuits I’d be one happy man!!!  See more photos NOW!!!

Here’s Hilary Duff in a bikini in Maui showing off her little body. She doesn’t look bad but I don’t think all that Pilates she does is working like it should. Hilary needs to focus on some deep knee bends. Other than that, Hilary is one of my favourite little tarts and there is not much she can do wrong. See more photos NOW!!!

Here’s jobless hottie Sophie Monk showing off her awesome legs in some heels and a pair of denim cut off short shorts the other day. I’m in love again. Those things go on for days. I don’t know how to say ‘come sit on my face’ in Spanish, but I’m sure that’s exactly what the security guard is thinking. Dios mios! And yes, assuming the security guard is Mexican does make me a bad person. I’m well aware.See More Photos Now!!!

Here’s Lindsay Lohan in a somewhat see through dress at a Richard Branson event called ‘Rock The Kasbah’. I like this sultry blond haired orange skinned Lindsay, she’s hot and looks like she eats a lot of carrots. As far as see through dresses go this one is a little weak, but it’s close enough. I’m clearly not great with languages, but if Kasbah is arabic for crotch then Lindsay is definitely rockin’ mine. Enjoy.

Here’s a few caps of the shirtless Sylar action on tonight’s "Heroes".

David’s looking a lot more cut this season… He’ll still always be Fox Mulder to me.

Here’s a couple shirtless caps of Richard Burgi from last night’s "Desperate Housewives".

Before Paul Wesley was a vampire in the CW’s hit show "Vampire Diaries", he was a werewolf in a short lived series "Wolf Lake". Before Janet Jackson ruined everything, there was a lot more "tease" nudity on network TV, so we got a few peekaboo scenes of Paul as he goes from human to wolf man. But most thankfully, they filmed a more full on nude scene that appeared on HD.Net, where Paul showed off his cute buns while having an outdoor love scene. Now, if the CW could do the same thing with Paul…

Here’s a little shirtless Arthur action in the latest "Merlin".

When Eric Mabius stopped being such a cad on "Ugly Betty", his shirtless scenes dwindled a lot, so it was nice to see his beautiful body again. His blue eyes really sparkled in the scenes from last night’s ep with that "Fight Club" chick wannabe. Anyway, I know a lot of people aren’t watching the show as much anymore (as a burned Betty/Henry shipper I understand why), even though the premiere this season was really good. Hopefully, it’ll find its footing again with the viewers.

Mega hottie Matthew Bomer stars in a new series on USA "White Collar", where he plays a thief who has to join the FBI. It’s repeated ad nauseam, if you want to check it out.

Here are some of beefy hunk Chris Pratt in "Parks & Recreation" parading around naked… with a huge dot and blur because either NBC is that afraid of nudity or Chris is just THAT well hung. I’ll prefer to think of the latter.

A trailer was posted for a new indie film "The People I Have Slept With, which is about a "promiscuous" woman who gets pregnant and tries to find the baby daddy.The highlight for me was Chris Zylka, who plays the dumb but still adorable jock in "10 Things I Hate About You". In the film, he plays "Mr. Hottie", and just from the trailer and the music videos on the site, we get to see some of the nude scenes he shot in the film. 

Here are some of the hotties of CSI Miami given us a little shirtless action.

To round off the day, here’s some shirtless nu-90210 hotties.

Here’s a few caps of sexy Dylan Walsh banging his latest crazy ass women who will make his life absolutely bonkers.

Here’s Holly Madison being groped by some shirtless douchebag in a parking lot. Not sure if that is illegal but it seems Holly doesn’t mind. In that case, I think I may give it a shot myself. Except, I’ll keep my shirt on. No one wants to see that. Holly on the other hand…

I don’t know much about this Amanda Seyfried woman, but I can already tell that there are a couple of things about her I would really like to get to know better. If you think I’m talking about her blue eyes you might want to check your pants for a vagina. Obviously I’m talking about her sweet boobs. I’m kinda into side boob these days, it’s so exotic and new. It’s the new cleavage, all the girls are doing it. You’ll see, it’s catching on.

I have no clue who January Jones is but she just made my least favourite month a whole lot better. Here she is in the latest GQ Magazine and with cleavage like that, I think she just earned herself a permanent residency on Hollywood Tuna. I look forward to writing about her boobs for next few years. I have no clue who January Jones is but she just made my least favourite month a whole lot better. Here she is in the latest GQ Magazine and with cleavage like that, I think she just earned herself a permanent residency on Hollywood Tuna. I look forward to writing about her boobs for next few years.