Celebrity Gossip

Good episode last night, but when the nudity warning came up, I wasn’t expecting to see funbag after funbag and not a male bun in sight. Oh, well…

The American trailer for Ashton Kutcher’s new sexcom "Spread" was posted, where he plays cougar bait to Anne Heche. And it was pretty sexy with a couple shirtless shots. The French trailer/preview vids, however, was much more explicit, and we get some great shots of Ashton’s beautiful bubble butt several times from the film, titled the more appropriately "Toy Boy" over on the other sond of the pond!

Thomas Jane starred in the premiere of HBO’s new series "Hung", with a down on his luck father finding work in the world’s oldest profession. I enjoyed it; it had a very "now" vibe with the crappy economy and all. And with Thomas Jane stripping buck naked in the credits, I think it had the best opening ever made.

I can honestly say that Christina Hendricks has some of the best tits in Hollywood, they just don’t get enough exposure, so I’m here to change all that. Tell your friends, tweet it, facebook it, whatever it takes just get these things out there. Here she is showing off her award winning cleavage at the ‘500 Days of Summer’ premiere. Alright so her cleavage hasn’t won any awards but with my help maybe one day it will. Christina can repay me in motorboats.See More Photos Now!!!

Here’s AnnaLynne McCord and Kristen Bell at some children’s charity event (that’s way too complicated to explain), looking good and flashing some cleavage. That’s not entirely true, Kristen looks like she works at a bank and AnnaLynne looks like a chick who has no need for a bank because she’s got some old dude she’s stringing along who pays all the bills. One day with a lot of hard work and proper financial planning I hope to become that old dude. See More Photos Now!!!

Here’s Sienna Miller in Italy showing off her tight little bikini body. I know many different publications call Sienna a slut, as if it’s a bad thing. Personally, a slut that looks this good is my ideal woman. I just wish the girl would whore around my neighborhood. Unfortunately, the one’s willing to sleep with me, I either have to pay for or they’re fat.See More Photos Now!!!

 Here’s Cameron Diaz showing off her tight body at the premiere of her new movie ‘My Sister’s Keeper’. I don’t have much to tell you, we all know she’s hot, I’d give my left nut to have her touch my right one. You know the drill. Jesus she’s sexy! Look at those eyes, I think I’ve been hypnotized into thinking she’s a good actress and should get her own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. See More Photos Now!!!

Hottie Tom Parker ran around all crazy in tighty whities in "Mental"  Tuesday night, and I have a few caps. 

Hottie Tom Parker ran around all crazy in tighty whities in "Mental"  Monday night, and I have a few caps. 

 I was able to snag some episodes of "Blue Water High", which starred "Legend of the Seeker" super hunk Craig Horner. It was a surfing show, so he had some shirtless on the beach scenes, showing off that gorgeous body of his! Sigh! That man is just so gorgeous!

The Megan Fox world tour is in full swing, here she is at the Los Angeles Film festival Premiere of ‘Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen looking just about as sexy as she did at all the other f@#king Transformers premiere’s she’s been in the last six months. How many premieres does this shit need? I guess I shouldn’t complain, we get to see some good shots of Megan all dolled up showing off her tight body and flashing some nipple so I should keep my mouth shut. There are so many premieres. See More Phot

I know we’re all getting a little tired of Katie Price prancing around in a bikini all the time, but when a girl plays with her big boobies like this, you’ve got to give her credit for at least keeping it interesting. Katie better be careful though, she might accidentally give herself a black eye with those things.See More Phoptos Now!!!

Here’s Kim Kardashian and her big ass at the premiere of ‘Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen’ looking pretty good trying her best to show off a little cleavage. I’t not a bad try but stick to what you know. Ass. I’m guessing that as Kim’s body ages her ass is going to have it’s own revenge of the fallen. Because it’s fat. And going to sag. Anyone? See More Photos Now!!!

Don’t really watch the series, but I DVR "Army Wives" because I LOVE me some Drew Fuller. That man is so pretty it’s ridiculous, and he had a great shirtless scene Sunday when he has a bed scene with his wife.

"The Proposal" opened wide last weekend, and pretty much most of the talk has been about the big nude scene with Sandra and Ryan. Well, sorry to say, folks, but in terms of Ryan’s nudity, it’s just one very brief side shot, and that’s it. "Buying the Cow" was much better in terms of nudity (but "The Proposal" was much, much more entertaining). Here’s hoping for a much more revealing unrated edition when the DVD comes out.

I was excited to see "Merlin" finally reach stateside  Sunday night on NBC, and it was a great fantasy romp that I’d definitely recommend y’all check out. It stars the adorkable Colin Morgan as Merlin, who has to keep his magic in the closet while protecting Arthur from the latest villain in each perilous adventure every week. Arthur, played by the handsome Bradley James is very much the entitled frat boy prince who Merlin initially can’t stand, but there is some instant HoYay between the two, that even TV Guide could pick up on, so we can watch as the two got much closer as the series moves forward! Can’t wait for yet another two hours of "Merlin" next Sunday!

I have posted some shirtless pics of Greg Finley in the ABC series "The Secret Life of the American Teenager".    He was born October 23, 1984.

First, Mark-Paul Gosselaar got himself a much better haircut on this season of TNT’s "Raising the Bar". Now, he shows an abtacular look that I’d definitely approve of. Well, it’s just a gag to help one of his clients, but I wish it’d catch on!  

I just got some FABULOUS caps with very high quality of Nicholas D’Agosto & Eric Christian Olsen from the film "Fired Up", where they have a great embarassment nude scene where they get caught in the middle of campus.

"The Proposal" opened wide this past weekend, and pretty much most of the talk has been about the big nude scene with Sandra and Ryan. Well, sorry to say, folks, but in terms of Ryan’s nudity, it’s just one very brief side shot, and that’s it. "Buying the Cow" was much better in terms of nudity (but "The Proposal" was much, much more entertaining). Here’s hoping for a much more revealing unrated edition when the DVD comes out!